| 20080603 2002 today~~ 冒著生命危險去踢波~~ 手提終於都壞埋~~ |
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| All-time best chemistry jokes:
Q: Why did the bear dissolve in water?
A: Because he was polar.
Q: What was Avogadro's favorite food?
A: GuacaMOLE.
Q: What is iron's favourite ride at the fair?
A: The ferrous wheel!!
Q:What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium.
Q: What did the benzene ring say when it lost one of its double bonds?
A: IM DIENE!
Two Atoms walk into a bar. One says, "Oh no! I've lost an electron!" The other says, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"
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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He asks the bartender how much its is, and the bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
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Three young elements are trying to get into an PG-13 movie.
The Fluorine and the Oxygen are trying to figure out a way before they tell the third.
"Well, we could just steal some protons." The Oxygen says.
"You know Neon would never do it." The Fluorine says.
"You're right," the Oxygen mutters, "I guess he's too noble for that."
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An Oxygen atom walks up to a club and tries to get in.
The Usher says, "Sorry, no elements under 18."
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| 20080506 0219 聽聽歌曲再次記起
奔波中生活或太膩
誰願花光 全部心機
為求剎那的歡喜
他跟她可會再記起
彼此相識就是趣味
名利拋開 曾無私獻技
原來這是誰的福氣
偏愛面子 總不肯開口 太沒有意思
明明可以 像回復當年那樣子
捨棄面子 講一聲很愛 聽罷就會知
然而 忙著多的是 誰沒有守時
而這種機會只得一次
很想講一句在意嗎
親暱的關係未變吧
如若講出 遲來的說話
連人間寂寥都不怕
寫上地址 簡單的祝福 看罷就會知
然而心意 若遺下了就變歷史
誰人寫出心事
誰人沒有守時
原來這種機會只得一次
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